Welcome to another episode of #FinisherFriday! This week, I'm giving a temporary break to the "TFTCBDWOG" series, and will instead return to focusing on covering individual finishers. Without further ado, let me continue the usual analyses starting with one of the most PG characters of his era.
The Attitude Era saw an increase in the level of depicted violence, profanity, and sexual content—WWE's attempt to snatch Nielsen rating from its rival WCW in the infamous Monday Night Wars. As such, breakout stars such as Stone Cold Steve Austin, The Rock, Mick Foley, Triple H, and Kane rose to the occasion. It also necessitated the appearance of sexually-themed characters such as The Godfather, and the infamous towel-donning, wife-snatching wrestler/porn star known as Val Venis.
As outrageous as his character was, he was never sloppy inside the ring. In fact, before employment in the WWE, he was a one-time CMLL Heavyweight Champion, and a WWC Television and Tag Team Champion. This mean streak would continue when he set foot on Vince McMahon's territory, where he would harvest European, Intercontinental, and Tag Team gold, which were pretty good achievements for a wrestler who was supposedly sentenced to be stuck in the midcard.
To further accentuate his character, he would go on to name his finishers after sexual slang. These are:
Money Shot
Big Package (used as a signature move from 2002 onwards)
Surprisingly enough, he actually has a submission finisher that he rarely uses, aptly named the Venis Flytrap:
- The attacker stands over the opponent with the opponent face up and grasps a leg of the opponent (the left leg in this example)
- The attacker then turns 90 degrees and grasps the other leg, making a "figure four" by crossing it over the straightened-out leg
- The attacker falls back-first to the mat, pulling on the straightened-out leg using both arms while securing the figure-four hold using both legs
Using my trusty Regal Rating, I would give it a
8/10 for execution. It's a no-frills submission, but it can't be executed quickly either, which gives an opponent ample time to get out before the attacker completes the hold.
10/10 for damage. The kneebar injures all the muscles, ligaments, and capsules needed to stabilize the knee and keep it from wobbling when you walk. So not only does the recipient garner a submission loss, they risk surgery to the knee or a career-ending injury, should they refuse to tap immediately.
And that's it chaps, a detailed dissection of the Venis Flytrap, and figure-four leglocks in general! Do you have suggestions on what finisher to be featured next week? Let me know in the comment section below!
Wreddit_Regal is the resident sports kinesiologist of Reddit's wrestling forum, r/squaredcircle. From the most basic of punches to the most intricate double-team maneuvers, he can explain them within the realm of human anatomy and physics, because when doing absolutely nothing wrestling-related, he also happens to work as an operating room nurse.